I am mum to a 5year old son and love him to bits but sometimes I just want to die with embarrasment - take today for example...
My friend asked if I would watch her little girl who is also 5, whilst she nipped out - Sure, not a problem, bring her over I reply. Next I turn to my son and say 'if theres anything you dont want B to play with then put it away now. I know this may sound harsh but he is very protective over his toys and B has a tendency to be, shall we say 'heavy handed' with things. Not a problem, job done, B arrives with her mum and my lovely son promptly announces 'mummys put everything away so that you dont break it!' Oh I just wanted the ground to swallow me whole......
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- 2008-10-03 @ 09:12:12
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- 2009-03-26 @ 22:28:29
I took my son, who was 3yrs old at the time, to the swing park. A young man (30ish)was there with his small daughter. I was heavily pregnant with my 2nd child. My little darling proceeded to tell this man "last night my daddy had to shove mummys grapes back up her bum" ...................... imagine how fast you have seen an eight month pregnant woman run and multiply it by ten.
DarkBltch

lol, From the mouths of babes lol